Yes, I know it's stupid, but when I found this I found it funny. So here it is.
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Do stairs go up or down?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night
You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You
"Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes"
"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together."
"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."
"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."
"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"
"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"
“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I haven’t lost my mind, I sold it on e-bay.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
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